Jose Canseco Worries that Bigfoot and Aliens May Get Coronavirus

A little over a year ago, before we had to worry about people hoarding toilet paper, social distancing, face masks, and the true horrors of this pandemic, disgraced MLB star Jose Canseco was simply content with hoarding wacky conspiracy theories about extraterrestrialss teaching him how to time travel. Oh, and many, many steroids. But now he has a new concern, and has stopped injecting himself with horse semen just long enough to posit a concerning question about his good friends, Bigfoot and the aliens from outer space: are they also susceptible to COVID-19?

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Can steroids cause brain damage? “No, you utter glasbormp!” says the small alien from Zeta Reticuli that Jose Canseco claims is living in his medicine cabinet.

Jose Canseco is at it again.

“Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them,” the steroid-tainted former MLB slugger tweeted Saturday.

When he isn’t stirring the pot with Alex Rodriguez, the 55-year-old Canseco is often ranting about the mythological Bigfoot, aliens and time travel. He even once offered five people the chance to go on a Bigfoot and alien excursion alongside him — though it’s unclear if that ever took place.

“Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed,” Canseco tweeted in January.

Last week, Canseco made headlines when he wished Happy Easter to everyone “except” A-Rod. He has also accused Rodriguez of cheating on fiancee Jennifer Lopez with Canseco’s ex-wife, Jessica. All parties, aside from Canseco, have denied the unfounded allegations.

Now, Canseco should have known better, and stayed a minimum of 6 feet away from any sasquatch or alien acquaintances at all times. But one would think that Canseco, the self-proclaimed time traveler, would not be concerned with such questions. Can’t he just go ahead in time to see how many Bigfoot and aliens, if any, test positive for the virus? Then he can come back and let them know the next time they all go to the gym or whatever the hell he does with them.

As always, stay safe everyone…

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