So a British UFO hunter is claiming that he has witnessed aliens in UFOs mutilating sheep. He also likens what he saw to a “Star Wars battle.” If only they were mutilating Jar Jar instead of our poor sheep.
No wonder they are confused.
Phil Hoyle, 53, of Shrewsbury, England — who said he has been investigating British livestock mutilations for nine years — said he and members of his Animal Pathology Field Unit team witnessed two UFOs using some sort of light to zap sheep and releasing smaller versions of themselves closer to the animals, The Sun reported Monday.
“For a short while it looked more like a Star Wars battle,” he said of the purported incident at a Welsh farm near Radnor Forest.
“The technology involved in these attacks is frightening. These lights and spheres are clearly not ours. They are built by technology and intelligence that’s not from here,” Hoyle said.
I’ve always been on the fence about cattle mutilations (or to be politically correct and sensitive to the sheep, “animal mutilations”), since there’s not really enough evidence to back up claims that it is due to extraterrestrial interference. Some of the evidence is intriguing, indicating lasers or precise incisions. But then again, the only pieces that are usually missing are things like the tongue, the rectum, and genitals. So I guess aliens have perfected interplanetary space travel to come to earth so they can make hot dogs?
The Oscar Meyer quality control rep from Zeta Reticuli, researching new wiener recipes
